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A calculating trickster with a ridiculous helmet
An inhuman made to look human
He struggles to conquer a land far from his own
And come to truce with his mighty sibling
He will not throw in the towel nor will he let go of his enchanted staff
He has enchanted abilities like no other eminent god
And he has a alien armada, the Chitauri, to fall to his feet and obey nefarious commands
But he craves more, much more, more than meets a regular human eyeball
He will drag the whole universe down if he wishes
And he could even end the life of the one he once called brother
He's no Joker, but he sure plays games that could force others to the tombstones
Loki, you just don't want to crumble this cookie. He's fun loving and curious, but in a "bad-guyish" sort of way, and he thinks himself so mighty that he shrouds his head in a golden helmet equipped with long horns, horns as long as elephant trunks. He's got scheming eyes, a devilish smile, and a thirst for Avengers blood, but only the Hulk knows how to swiftly take out this meany
This red head is slick, swift and sassy
Even if she lacks the russian accent, she still pays the parking ticket
She's got moves that would make Spider-Man cry home to Aunt May
But she has a retched, horrid origin that she wishes not to speak of
It haunts her even when the villains taunt her about it
Nevertheless, she is an expert in making a pistol a pivotal tool in kicking Chitauri rump
And she has a way of using a chair to stomp the toes of nasty russian hostage holders
She loves mashing in the skulls of those who get in her path
And she performs it all in a smooth, black uniform in the heart of all S.H.I.E.L.D agents
She takes poop poop from nobody, not even the armored, patriotic, green skinned allies she fights aside of
Black Widow, just as a girl crime fighter should behave. She has more spunk than your average S.H.I.E.L.D. associates and she turns any household item into a weapon that makes baddies look like three year olds in diapers. She has methods with the guys and has quite a thing going on with our next Avenger hero.....
He's a blend between Legolus and Catniss Everdeen
Only he's not always a sweetie pie in the eyes of others
He's put under Loki's cosmic mind control spell
And forced to do mean, nasty, scummy, terrible, monstrous things
But he comes out of the trance like a rabbit in a rabbit hole
And he puts that bow and arrow to Chitauri tackling use
He glides from building to building and even climbs one or two with a swift hand
But he shoots arrows at villainous vermin
And when the day subsides, he chows down on delicious, mouth watering, delectable schwarma...whatever that is
Hawkeye, he's got sunglasses and a bow, and that alone makes him stick out like a stormtrooper at a Star Trek convention. He's got that smirk only Jeremy Renner could present and when he aims that arrow at enemy faces, they know of his threat and they know he is someone they don't want to play ball with. He's got vision like a soaring bird and reflexes like butter, and he's proud of the intense life he leads.
He's Mace Windu with an eyepatch, and the mind behind S.H.I.E.L.D.'s collective operations
He's not afraid to SPEW HIS MIND, and he gets fire red when a plan goes down the crapper
He's got collections of weaponry, and a ship you can ride on both sky and water
But he's not taking doodoo from anyone, not even Loki and his Chitauri loving obscenity
And he forces those reluctant Avengers to band together like a rubber band ball
This eventually leads them down a road of gold, and he is overjoyed to have pushed them to the outer boundaries
He needs them to defend Earth and spare it's soil so the humans can live casually
And with high tech everything and a bit of Sameul L. Jackson's dynamism, he can get the barriers set straight and make you wish you were a chicken. You don't want to step upon this guy's already dirty shoes.
He might break you like decaying wood
Nick Fury, someone with extreme and infinite edge. He symbolizes a crumbling, disintegrating Earth that is willing to jump back on the trampoline and make a mark against the tyranny of outsiders. His organization makes the U.S. government look like a kindergarten tea party and there is no doubt all that computerized tech costed a ginormous penny, a penny the size of Hong Kong!
And now, some more minor characters that deserve spotlight
He's awesome and jammed packed with woop-butt at the same time
I always imagined him becoming the Human Torch or something like that
She's always got a stern look on her pretty little face
But I guess she wants to get down to business
The World Security Council
Just a bunch of shadowy people with big voices
He really needs some facial cream!
He sure knows how to give a smile to the camera!
In a nutshell, the Avengers was as fun as a bowl of ice cream. It's chalked with iconic characters and settings no superhero flick should do without. I would even go as far to say that it's the...
BEST SUPERHERO FILM I EVER PAYED $7.50 T0 SEE!
It's everything I ever wanted in a film, especially a superhero film and whatever unfolds next in the Marvel Movie Universe, which is going down as one of the best franchises in history, there is no doubt in my pink brain that it will be served good and hot!
and go make me a sandwich